Name: The Ruby of the Sea is the Best Lay Ever
Duration: P00H01M14S
Description: A sea shanty about the elusive Ruby of the Sea from the perspective of a sailor unlikely to ever meet her - inspired by characters and events from Critical Role

The Ruby of the Sea is the Best Lay Ever

by R. Morgan Slade

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A sea shanty about the elusive Ruby of the Sea from the perspective of a sailor unlikely to ever meet her - inspired by characters and events from Critical Role

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Oh I've weathered deadly storms
Sailing on the Ozmit Seas
I've battled mighty waves
And I've felt the ocean breeze
The fondest of me mem'ries
Will always be of thee
Oh the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever

Oh her hooves are tough as nails
And her horns are smooth as ice
Her tongue is like a feather
And her tail grips you tight
Lucky be the one who can afford her pricey fee
Cause the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever
The Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever

Oh I paid her and I loved her
Till I near forgot my name
She took my gold
And closed her robe
And promised me she came
She took more than me manhood
I'll never be the same
Cause the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever
The Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever
Cause the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever

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released August 12, 2019
Music/Edit/Mix by Red Heartbreaker

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R. Morgan Slade Vancouver, British Columbia

Hi I’m R. Morgan Slade and I make all kinds of wacky fun stuff from original sea shanties to ttrpg inspired folk songs to zombie Carly Rae Jepsen parodies to nerdcore raps to minimalistic experimental chiptune concept albums and I’m damn thankful you stopped by :) ... more

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